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Joke of the Day

"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."

"He's an Investor by day and a Porn Star by night, what's his stage name? Gold man sacks"

"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot"

"Kanye West ruined his chances of having sex with Taylor Swift this weekend... TIDAL and his album release have proven he's premature."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle? Attire"

"Android lets you use ""Lumos"" for the flashlight, ""Silencio"" for the notifications... but not ""Incendio"". That is a Samsung exclusive."

"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."

"So there was a kidnapping in one of the local schools Teacher woke him up though."

"When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in."

"A friend asks his friend to tell him a joke. Friend A - Hey dude, tell me a joke. Friend B - Pussy. Friend A - I don't get it? Friend B - I know you don't."