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"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee"
"Blonde Vs Brunette LoLxx Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
"""We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?"" - people who named the fly."
"There were hookers talking... Asked the one hooker the other: What do you ask from Santa Claus this year? Oh, just 50 dollars, like always."
"Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft."
"I've read Plumbing for idiots' twice and I still haven't got a clue what I'm doing. I guess it's going to take another few reads before this sinks in."
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."
"You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat. You should have a parking spot 6 miles away and be required to jumping jack to the store."