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Joke of the Day

"Blonde Vs Brunette LoLxx Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"*tries to get a life. Life: I have a girlfriend."

"you know how in movies the women always wake up with hair and makeup already done? I wake up like that but with a top hat&full tuxedo"

"Instead of an accountant, hire a philosopher to do your taxes. It's the thought that counts."

"As I stood under the running water in the shower I couldn't help but think of those poor, thirsty kids in Africa. It made me cum faster."

"What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop? Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp."

"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."

"I didn't vote for Trump, but at least Now I get to find out how He's going to Build That Wall and make Mexico pay for it."

"What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!"

"The wife just walked out of the store with bags and didn't notice me standing here. Maybe I need to put 75% off on my T-shirt"