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Joke of the Day

"""We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?"" - people who named the fly."

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"Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license? He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh."
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"I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were all furious."
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