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Joke of the Day

"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"

"So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either."

"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."

"Why do men scratch their balls? Because they are test-itch-els!"

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."

"i wish i could grow a burrito in my backyard. what if blades of grass were mini burritos. i could make a bed out of mini burritos."

"What's another name for a dinosaur? A thesaurus."

"I know I have 19 items in the 15 items or less isle, but I'm pretty sure the tampons, painkillers, cheesecake and tequila count as one item."

"When somebody unfollows me, I want to go on a shopping spree and walk into their house while holding bags and say, ""Big mistake. Big. Huge!"""

"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."