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Joke of the Day
"Why do men scratch their balls? Because they are test-itch-els!"
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"You'll never understand unconditional love until the birth of a child. Or hear the beep of a microwave with your burrito."
"TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli Whoops, wrong sub"
"Scientists say Spider-Man would not be able to climb vertical surfaces due to his size. It's almost like someone made the whole thing up."
"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."
"What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers? I'm confused."
"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."
"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"
"Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team."