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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for a dinosaur? A thesaurus."

"""Good timing, Ke$ha"" I say as her song starts playing on the radio and I turn on the vacuum cleaner."

"New study shows AMAZING new way to cut down on clickbait! Well, that wasn't it..."

"How many nice guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? 0 cause they'll compliment it then get pissed off when it won't screw"

"Little did he know that his foot powered filing system would have made him billions if he had only thought of a better name - The Ped-o-file"

"Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now."

"Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips."

"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."

"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."

"I like writing my own chemistry jokes... Because the only good ones Argon."