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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a dinosaur? A thesaurus."
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"Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry."
"Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."
"Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor."
"Any phrase can be banalized,by adding ""if you know what I mean"" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean"
"4yo: Can I have some more Easter candy? Me: After lunch 4yo: I want lunch right now. I'm starving!! Me: We just ate breakfast 4yo: Starving!"
"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."
"I've never been to Japan, but I've seen a bunch of emojis so I think I get the idea."
"Day 1: Brad wears no pants Day 2: Brad wears no pants Day 3: Brad wears no pants ... ... This is just a bottomless Pitt"