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Joke of the Day
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !"
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"I was trying to convince my friend to go fishing the other day. It took a while to convince her, but then she finally agreed and had fun fishing. She eventually fell for it hook, line, and sinker."
"Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics? They have the worst track record for finishing a race."
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning"
"If I had a nickel for every GEICO commercial I've ever seen, I could buy us all car insurance."
"How do you catch a polar bear? Take a saw, cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle peas around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole..."
"A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" He answers, ""because I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my family."""
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"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""