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Joke of the Day

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"What did the painter do when he was angry? He made a scene."

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"

"What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation? Real graphs have curves."

"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"

"Hey, college students: It gets debtor."

"Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!"

"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"

"Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?"

"Just got a residual check for 6 dollars for my scene in Almost Famous sooo...going to Vegas!!!!!!!!"