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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a polar bear? Take a saw, cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle peas around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole..."

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"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Hello Ladies"""
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"Hey, parents. Stop raising children and start raising adults."
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