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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton? Ivanka didn't keep the dress"
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"Apparently Mr. Neeson's ""particular set of skills"" is terrible at keeping his family from getting kidnapped."
"It was a stormy night at work And thunder struck at the same time that the telephone rang. The Hash Slinging Slasher (this is no joke)"
"*Rolls window down* Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: is it because I'm literally running down the street pretending to be a car?"
"Whole Foods on Sunday is just a refugee camp for people with too much money."
"A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately... Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. ""There... that's a prime example"""
"Relationship advice: Find someone who likes (or dislikes) the same amount of air-conditioning as you, and stick with them."
"What type of wife always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"The Republicans told us that if we let the gays marry, soon people'd be marring horses! I'm still waiting. :("
"I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables ""Lame is."""