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Joke of the Day
"What type of wife always knows where her husband is? A widow"
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"Goldfish One day, baby goldfish went to ask him father : ""Dad, why do our memories only last for 3 seconds?"" ""What son?"" ""What?"""
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue? I knew you'd get stuck."
"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."
"How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods."
"While commemorating my father's various physical feats, one friend asked if he was ""shredded"". He was cremated. :("
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever."
"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"
"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"