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Joke of the Day
"Whole Foods on Sunday is just a refugee camp for people with too much money."
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"Cruz picked Fiorina as his running mate. She probably gives better head than Kasich."
"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"
"I like my underwear the way i like my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief"
"Whats the opposite of feminism? Common sense"
"I told my dad I felt tired. ""There's a nap for that."""
"Kids today don't know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video."
"Whenever my wife forces me to write my own message on a bday card, I write it on top of her's and copy exactly what she wrote."
"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"
"Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate."