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Joke of the Day

"Four stages of my life: 1. Life is beautiful. 2. What is twitter? 3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life?"

"Why do Jews get circumcised ? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"

"I've got a bad joke for you. It went to jail for the things it did..."

"Look, if crying doesn't solve the problem, then maybe I'm just not the person you should be asking."

"Horny rooster What does a normal rooster say? cock-a-doodle-doo! what does a horny rooster say? any-cock-will-do!"

"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."

"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."

"Don't follow Rockin Robin on twitter Apparently all he does is tweet tweet tweet"

"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."

"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"