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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews get circumcised ? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"

"Poodles are just angry clouds with legs."

"Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies."

"The past, present and future walked into a bar... ... it was tense."

"Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right."

"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."

"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."

"Today I was told a question is a great way to start a conversation. What do you think?"

"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."

"I like my beer like I enjoy my violence. Domestic."