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Joke of the Day

"Horny rooster What does a normal rooster say? cock-a-doodle-doo! what does a horny rooster say? any-cock-will-do!"

"Whats the best fat guy pickup line? If you think I'm fat, you should see my chubby!"

"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."

"Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service."

"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"

"Due to my lack of sexual experience... I prematurely ejaculate every time I watch a baseball game."

"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"

"You know how you'll see something a million times, but can't find it when you need it? That's why I stopped buying condoms."

"if you watch cinderella backwards its about a girl who finds her place in society."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field"