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Joke of the Day
"I've got a bad joke for you. It went to jail for the things it did..."
Next Joke
"Well, today I realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob, I think I've learned all that is possible for my brain to hold...."
"Just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you."
"Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away."
"Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common... They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs."
"What was the most devastating thing in WW2. The environment was ruined from the gas."
"Ordered ribs so I'd have to put my phone down. Discovered new talent. Pinky scroll"
"A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier."
"When I die My only wish is that I die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling for help like the passengers in his car."
"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row now."