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Joke of the Day
"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."
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"I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago."
"*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!? -I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!"
"friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird."
"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"
"I took two headache tablets an hour ago... Still haven't got one."
"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Why the long face?"""
"What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party? If you're in, hymen!"
"You can't run from your problems forever. Eventually, you'll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them."