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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."

"Coworker came back into the office after being out sick for one day. Me: Feeling better? Him: Yea, I had a bad case of Ass Glaucoma. Me: What? Him: Yea! I couldn't see my ass being drug to work!"

"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."

"*bees surround guy* AHHH GET THEM AWAY ""Don't make any sudden movements"" *suddenly the Macarena comes on* Oh no..."

"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Dont talk to the middle leg he is a dick."

"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Why doesn't Moses buy beer? He brews it."

"I bought my cat a box of wine... The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the box! Also, it turns out I have a serious drinking problem and no cat."

"Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something? They're two-tired."

"How many spiders are in your vagina RIGHT NOW? The answer may surprise you."