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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"
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"""i feel bad for homeless people, BUT"" 9 times out of 10 nothing good comes after this"
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"I once hung out with Lebron James and Nicolas Cage... ... and they spent the whole day trying to outflop each other. :)"