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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems? She couldn't control her pupils."
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"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."
"You can lead a horse to water... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
"Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...HAHAHAHA! Because it gets FIRED. HAHAHA! *I'm in tears*"
"What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover."
"What's the best thing from New York City? The train to Boston"
"I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league."
"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."
"What instrument does Mother Earth play? The Qatar."
"One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock."