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Joke of the Day
"How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish? Adidos!"
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"Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape."
"F(x) walks into a bar The bartender looks at him and says ""sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"What's the difference between good sex and anal? Good sex makes your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."
"Time Travel Right now! What do we want? More time travel jokes! When do we want them?"
"I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment."
"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asked if he wanted a drink. Descartes said ""I think not!"" ....and promptly disappeared."
"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."
"How do you know the toothbrush was made in France? Anywhere else it would've been the ""teethbrush"""
"What does a Transvestite do on Xmas day? Eat, drink and be Mary."