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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Jew with a boner walked into a wall? He broke his nose."
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"'I want to see other kids.' ~Me, parenting."
"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."
"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"
"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."
"On a scale of 3 to orange, How octupus is your jam sandwitch?"
"That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life."
"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"Admiral Ackbar sez, ""drop it like..."" http://i.imgur.com/R896U.jpg"
"What is it called when Batman skips church? .....Christian Bale."