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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say ""Hey! Sorry I'm late."""

"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"

"What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"

"Great news insomniacs! Only 12 sleeps til Christmas."

"Whats a similarity between planes and girls? they both have cockpits"

"The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case."

"My friend said he's moving Saturday... I would have offered to help, but where would we move it to- Sunday?"

"all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period"

"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."

"My friend wrote a philosophical paper about his girlfriends vagina. It was pretty deep"