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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist... Its true! I'm not racist at all! Infact, my best friend was black! Until my Dad sold him."

"What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !"

"Q: What's red and looks like a bucket? A: A red bucket."

"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""

"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"

"What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers!"

"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."

"The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"""