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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between eating a girl out and talking to the mafia? A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"""Marines!"" ""SIR, YES SIR!"" ""Get ready to deploy at 05:00 sharp--HUGHES WHERE IN THE SHIT ARE YOU GOING!?"" ""That's too early I quit."""

"""if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"" The wise man smiled. ""my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"""

"Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class? Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear."

"Whenever I tell dad jokes he laughs."

"I hate that fucking composer he is such a son of a bach."

"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"

"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"

"Women are like pickup trucks. Men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit."