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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a kid out from a microwave? Please answer before my wife gets home!"

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute"

"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"

"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"

"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"

"Can I ask you a question? Me and my co worker was having a good conversation about school that lasted about 20 mins. Then she said ""Can I ask you a question"" and I replied ""You just did"""

"I thought of this one in history class today The thing about communist jokes is that everyone has to get them."

"What did I do before Twitter? Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!?!"

"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god it."

"I don't get why there's so many signs around saying ""Free Wi-Fi."" I mean, I've never seen, or for that matter heard of, any Wi-Fi in captivity!"