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Joke of the Day
"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"
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"What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."
"I put my phone in airplane mode. Worst. Transformer. Ever."
"There is a bible book all about beer... Its called Hebrews"
"JON: What should I do with these extra mustard packs? MARY: Just stuff 'em in the Lazy Susan. SUSAN: Hey, I'm right here! (*remains seated*)"
"What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV? ""Sir, you dropped your receipt!"""
"Nice try, PG-13 comedies."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... The End."
"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with ""Ah, I guess you had to be there."""
"What happens when you see two twin sister witches? You don't know which witch is which!"