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Joke of the Day

"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"

"Going to youtube with your VPN set to Germany on :/"

"Hey, how about making a normal fucking face when you sing?"

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."

"I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens."

"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."

"Each year I get invited to go on vacation with the same group of annoying people but I can't say no because they're my husband & children."

"M.Night Shamaylan Joke When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you ""so how good was the movie?"" When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks "" So how bad was the plot twist?"""

"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""