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Joke of the Day
"How does a bass player turn off the lights before bed? He closes the car door."
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"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin."
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Aged 12 years."
"I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see."
"What's the difference between chemistry and cooking? In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon."
"[jokes allowed]Giant methane storms on Uranus Appereantly you can joke around in r/science [original link](http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ybgx8/giant_methane_storms_on_uranus/) Here you go!"
"My daughter asked me what marriage is like, so I threw out all her Ken dolls, except for the bald drunk one."
"Just saw a bumper sticker that completely changed my belief systems."