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Joke of the Day
"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."
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"Why don't blind people go for bungee jumping? it scares the shit out of the dogs."
"Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die."
"DOCTOR: Push again, the baby is- MOTHER: IS SOMETHING WRONG? DOCTOR: [holding phone] No, I just caught a Jigglypuff up in there."
"What do you feel when there's no coffee left? Depresso"
"My roommate just called my clothes gay.. Have a little respect man! They just came out of the closet"
"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."
"[infomercial] ME: wanna know how to lose 15 lbs with 1 easy trick?! AUDIENCE: YES! *a surgeon amputates my leg right there on stage*"
"Someone at my work stole my microsoft office bundle. I'm going to hunt him down and take it back. You have my word!"
"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."