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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Toss him some sort of flotation device"
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"Can't wait to sit in the doctor's office reception area so I can read how to fix meatloaf 3 ways & catch up on 1992."
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"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"
"What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!"
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"You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days"
"What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog"