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Joke of the Day
"Where can you find a turtle that has no legs? Exactly where you left it."
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"Doctor: How did you get all those bruises? Me: Rough sex Doctor: That looks unhealthy and should stop Me: Talk to your nurse about that"
"My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination. I told her ""Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."""
"What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? He gobbles up."
"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."
"Marriage in New Jersey should be between a tan and a woman."
"Someone told me to make a philosphy joke. My response: I Kant."
"If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like ""I can't even hear you bear"""