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Joke of the Day

"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."

"""Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms?"" ""Shut up and eat your cornflakes."""

"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."

"*eats a bag of chips* *eats 2 baked potatoes* *eats a plate of fries* *eats a plate of mashed potatoes* Being a vegetarian is easy!"

"What did the Jewish sun celebrate when he came of age? His star-mitzvah. (Forgive me)"

"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"

"Why did the hipster chemist get burnt? He touched the beaker before it was cool."

"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"

"When I heard they had found the cure for dyslexia.. It was like music to my arse"

"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."