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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"
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"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."
"""I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"" -Floss"
"What does a former terrorist playboy say to the officer interrogating him? ""Look, officer, I may be wearing a turban, and I may have a gun on me, but I ain't Bin Laiden years!"""
"My girlfriend is like the square root of a negative 100... She's a perfect 10! But she's also imaginary."
"""You can't stand there."" ""Not there, either."" ""Nope that spot's taken, too."" -Ground hogs"
"My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine."
"[On the phone with the police for the 7th time in 2 weeks] ""Sir, again, we cannot arrest your cat"""
"What do Native Americans do for the holidays? Nativities."
"I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... ...What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous."