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Joke of the Day
"What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog"
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"How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?"
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"During Sex Girl: Promise Me you Won't Break My Heart..., Boy: you are completely Silly Dear it's Not That Much Long"
"A Texas woman found a snake head in a bag of green beans. Meaning someone will be finding a bean in their bag of snake heads."
"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters."
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"**What's the difference between eating pizza and eating pussy?** The crust on a pizza tastes good"