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Joke of the Day
"What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!"
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"ariana grande looks like she was designed in a lab by japanese perverts"
"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"
"While George Bush was in office... he was informed of the death of three Brazilians in a plane crash. He replied 'Oh that's horrible, just awful....... How many's a brazilian?'"
"Female hygiene jokes are not funny Period"
"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"
"what do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."
"Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it."
"Thank god for smart phones I was getting tired or reading the back of shampoo bottles while in the bathroom"
"When is the only time a woman says something smart? When her sentence starts with ""A wise man once said"""