1970
Joke of the Day
"What separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."
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"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."
"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
"Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly."
"Hear about that guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."
"Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had. It's just soda pressing."
"Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer."
"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"
"When life hands you melons... you're dyslexic."