1970

Joke of the Day

"What separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."

"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."

"I didn't know it was Earth Day I'm usually in the dark on it..."

"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."

"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym Toast Crunch If you said Synonym Life, please leave."

"There's this sketchy joint downtown named ""The Disco"" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!"

"OUR KID WAS SOAKING WET WHEN YOU BROUGHT HIM HOME FROM SCHOOL! Me: [water pouring from backseat] Listen, this car pool thing was your idea"

"The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway."

"Why did Jared stop eating subway? (NSFW) Because now he prefers cheese pizza"

"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"