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Joke of the Day
"Fine. I'll rush you to the hospital, but then we're doing what I want."
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"Tuna comments What do tuna fish say pussy tastes like?"
"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."
"Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able."
"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."
"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."
"I'll eat when I'm dead - zombies"
"My dad just gave me a toilet plunger as a house warming gift. Dads, they're always helpin you with shit "
"TRUTHFUL TUESDAY: When my son was 7 he pissed me off so badly I pressed all the elevator buttons knowing every new rider would blame him."
"Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"