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Joke of the Day
"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."
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"What do you call a broken can-opener? A can't opener."
"Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago. Those orphans STILL hold a grudge."
"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""
"I said to her: ""Two more inches and I'd be a king"" ""Two inches less and you'd be a queen"", she replied."
"""My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor."" -- inventor of the frisbee"
"I love horror movies until it's time to do laundry in the basement and I have to run up the stairs before a scary force pulls me back down."
"Why don't snakes like Vitamin C? Because it's an anti-hisstamine."