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Joke of the Day
"I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand"
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"What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac? One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue."
"But my sandwich is so dry! ""Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."""
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"Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey? Bill Cosby"
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