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Joke of the Day
"Tuna comments What do tuna fish say pussy tastes like?"
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"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""
"What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger."
"I've been trying to find my girlfriend's killer for the last month. Nobody's agreeing to do it."
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!"
"Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of ""U.S. Government"" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government."
"How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It will change when the fire nation attacks"
"A boy says to his step-dad ""You're not my real dad"", and his step-dad says ""you're right, because I'm here right now""."
"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."
"How do you make sure man will never find something? Name it clit."