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Joke of the Day
"Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able."
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"Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time."
"Saturday usually #followfriday"
"Darn it A man was walking around his backyard in his stocking feet and stubbed his toe on a rock. His sock exclaimed ""I'll be darned!"""
"Three Mexicans were seen at the border. They were tres passing."
"Yes, your honor, but in my defense I thought he was stung by a jellyfish"
"Why is the apostrophe always near an ""s""? Because it is possessive"
"If wishes were fishes... ...life would be pretty crappie"
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw a light bulb? Why the hell would my basement even need light?"
"What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar? ""AU, get outta here!"""