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Joke of the Day

"When attacked by a mob of clowns... Go for the juggler."

"What is the medical term for a fat cow? Morbidly o-beef"

"What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot? *yessss my first original joke*"

"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."

"When men say ""I'm fine"" they actually mean it. Weirdos."

"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"

"A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox."

"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"Two bitches walk into a bar. The bartender says there's a collar for both of you."