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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"

"Latey, my aphabet has been a the pace, I bame the fact there's ""noel"""

"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."

"What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? ""Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"""

"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"

"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think its the R! But its actually the C!"

"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."

"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."

"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."