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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
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"The best jokes are often unintentional; take this one for example What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."
"Why Couldn't 3 Fall Asleep ? He was afraid , he would make an ass of himself ."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina."
"*shows up to salsa lessons with tostitos* haha what the heck are you idiots doing"
"I'm thinking of getting a tribal tattoo to express my individuality."
"Now that Justin Timberlake is married he might as well take sexy back and exchange it for some sweatpants and a recliner."
"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."
"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"
"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."