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Joke of the Day
"When men say ""I'm fine"" they actually mean it. Weirdos."
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"how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow"
"What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming? Pork! Pork! Pork!"
"I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place. My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho."
"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."
"Me at 7PM: Man I'm so sleepy. Can't wait to get to bed... Me at 12AM: I'M GONNA STAY UP DOING SHIT ON THE INTERNET TIL 4AM!! YEAH!"
"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"
"Religion because thinking for yourself is hard."
"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat"
"Robin: Gee Bruce, how come you get to wear dark concealing colors and I have to wear bright Red, Yellow and Green? Batman: You're the decoy"