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Joke of the Day

"Why was 10 afraid of 11? Because Eleven has crazy superpowers."

"Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke."

"I guess it goes without saying that I'm the Han Solo of Twitter, and you guys are Ewoks. Not even the Ewoks with names. Background Ewoks."

"How to get laid: WALK RIGHT UP TO HER & just get to know her over time until u build mutual affection & the trust to enjoy each other naked"

"My son didn't understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it's like making a girl your default browser."

"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."

"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."

"When someone says ""women like you"" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards."

"I don't want to tell an anal joke... But fuck it."