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Joke of the Day

"How to get laid: WALK RIGHT UP TO HER & just get to know her over time until u build mutual affection & the trust to enjoy each other naked"

"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."

"Power surge at the A/C factory... Fans shocked."

"My tweets don't get the attention they used to. I've seen more stars after getting my head slammed into the headboard."

"Dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower is the most violent sound ever. ""U OK in there? Sounds like a Michael Bay film in that bathroom!"""

"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house"

"I wouldn't say my butt plug the best sex toy... but it's definitely up there."

"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"

"Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian"