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Joke of the Day

"Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war? General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics."

"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."

"She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed"

"I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects."

"I understand why there were reindeer named Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, but how did Vixen earn her name. What is Santa hiding"

"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""

"Whenever I lose my micrometer I use my dick."

"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"

"I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa."

"It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for em."