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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"

"Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says ""Ya want a box for them?"" ""I was willing to pay"" I said ""but I guess we can fight for em"""

"What do you call 8 rabbits? a rabbyte"

"Donald Trump walks into a Mexican Bar."

"Thank goodness for wide, paved road shoulders that important people like me are entitled to use during traffic jams."

"What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore. ^^Or ^^Nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry."

"So apparently Robert Downy Jr came out as trans recently, I had a feeling he was Fe-male"

"Wife And Husband Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso."