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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""

"What's a bitch's favorite form of advertisement? A paw pup."

"What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD?!"

"I have a problem with commitment Never mind that joke is lame anyway"

"Arnold Palmer has died... I heard that he will be half buried and half cremated."

"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Putting the wheelchair in the oven"

"I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one."

"when you move to a new town everyone wants to date you because they don't know you're a piece of shit yet. i highly recommend it."

"No matter how kind you are Germany children will always be kinder"